A connoisseur of the finer things in life: your new handmade quilt, your silk scarf. (P.S. Please get more silk scarves. They make great cat toys.)
A mighty hunter. No rodent or bug is safe from them.
A sleep-in kind of kitty. Mornings are overrated — afternoons are a little on the sketchy side, too, come to think of it.
A born naturalist. They’re making an in-depth study of your kid’s beta fish.
An inside-the-box kind of feline.
Setting up lairs around the house. Can’t have too many of those.
Getting comfy among those Egyptian cotton sheets in your linen closet.
Watching wildlife shows. That one about chinchillas was yum — fascinating.
Hanging out with you on the sofa every morning every evening. Ain’t we got fun?
Using their paw to hook food off your plate. (The beta fish has gone missing.)
Supervising your cooking. Hey, you need all the help you can get.
Renting out those lairs to visiting cats.
Tearing pictures of rodents from pet supplies catalog. (The guinea pig is getting nervous — heard about the beta.)
Reorganizing your closet and making off with a few things that just don’t suit you anymore.
Refusing to let you make the bed in the morning. What kind of soulless monster are you?
Dreams of having a centerfold in an international cat magazine. Something with a luxurious backdrop.
Watches home improvement shows.
Runs a summer camp for chipmunks, providing one-on-one counseling for the campers.
Views you as both a companion and a moving cat bed.
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